I’m so good at basic things like: 
Oh what you doing?

-gasp-Nothing just drowning in a glass of water.

tessmunster:

Promoting obesity with @get_summered at @californiadonuts OR as normal people call it- having an effin donut & enjoying my day 😍💖👌🍩 #tessmunster #sorrynotsorry
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tessmunster:

Promoting obesity with @get_summered at @californiadonuts OR as normal people call it- having an effin donut & enjoying my day 😍💖👌🍩 #tessmunster #sorrynotsorry

englishsnow:

 saviorjosh || Venice

Arctic Monkeys Do I Wanna Know (Walking Speed)
Arctic Monkeys
Do I Wanna Know (Walking Speed)

ohyeahlashton:

pravdagirl:

havok-and-turner:

Alright so I saw a post on here and it was this song but sped to walking speed…except Alex sounded like a chipmunk. So I took it upon myself to do the same thing, except keep the original pitch. I love it.

HOW DO YOU DO THIS MAGIC

ohhhhh i am gonna feel so badass going to class tomorrow

robotlynx:

what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first

theclericsdiary:

charlottelabouff:

wonderfulhighschoollife:

Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children

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"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)