moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

I just want my high school to be a nice place. Amen.

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

what if u fall in love with ur minstrel guy and u guys have sex and u get pregnant and now he cant show up cuz u dont have ur period naymore it be like a modern day shakespear tragady

(via fortheloveofotps)

mangoestho:

everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

backtonatureblog:

Lets get back to nature together. Visit: Get Back To Nature Blog
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backtonatureblog:

Lets get back to nature together. Visit: Get Back To Nature Blog

pink-mammoth:

noraaisacutie:

Strawberry by Paul Baribeau 

vintagebooksdesign:

VINTAGE CHILDREN’S CLASSICS

It has been two years since we first revealed the series design for our Vintage Children’s Classics. The list continues to grow and we are excited to take this opportunity to share some of our more recent additions.

You can see our first two ‘colour wheels’ here and here.

aceandinyourface:

Pride Shield Giveaway!

Prizes:

  1. One first place winner gets: one shirt in their choice of design and color (excludes sweatshirts and hoodies - see styles and colors here); 5 stickers of their choice (any combination); a Funko POP! Black Widow bobble-head figure (if the winner does not want this item, they can gift it down to the second place winner)
  2. One second place winner place gets: one shirt in their choice of design and color (excludes sweatshirts and hoodies - see styles and colors here); 5 stickers of their choice (any combination)
  3. Three third place winners get: 5 stickers of their choice (any combination)

Rules:

  • You are not required to be following my blog
  • One entry per user will be counted
  • A like and/or reblog constitutes an entry
  • If you want to reblog this post but not enter the giveaway, please note or tag it so I will exclude you from the drawing
  • International entries accepted, with items shipping from the US
  • Winners will be notified via private Ask so please have your Ask option turned on
  • NO CISHETS

Giveaway ends 11:59pm CST, 10 October 2014, after which the winners will be randomly selected.  Entries after that time will not be counted.  Once winners have been privately notified, they will have one week to respond before new winners will be selected in their stead.